The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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