I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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