So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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