im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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