Where did you get a picture of my penis
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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