Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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