Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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