Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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