I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
