Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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