I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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