If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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