I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Small penises have feelings too.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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