i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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