the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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