Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
