are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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