Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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