But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
