he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Is it because I queefed?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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