TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
