would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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