I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
