Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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