He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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