Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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