So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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