I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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