ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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