so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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