So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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