and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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