Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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