those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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