I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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