You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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