you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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