Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
