dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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