i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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