this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Text me some of your sweat
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