I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize