What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I think my moral compass just broke
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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