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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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