Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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