i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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