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and on the seventh day, God created megan fox

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I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work

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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?

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anal.

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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying

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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.

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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.

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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.

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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!

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I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling

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