The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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