We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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