I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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