I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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