I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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