I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
organizing the empties. That sober.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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